City Council Approves Controversial 'Mandatory Laughter' Ordinance

SPRINGFIELD – In a move that has left many scratching their heads and others stifling giggles, the Springfield City Council yesterday passed Ordinance 420.B, colloquially dubbed the "Mandatory Laughter" ordinance. The new bylaw, set to take effect immediately, mandates that all adult residents of Springfield must engage in an audible expression of amusement at least twice within a 24-hour period.

The ordinance, introduced by Councilmember Bartholomew "Barty" Higgins, states that the required laughter can be spontaneous or in response to a stimulus, with examples including "observing a humorous situation," "recalling a funny memory," or "engaging with comedic media." The duration and intensity of the laughter are not specified, though officials have stated that a "clear and discernible vocalization of mirth" is required.

Councilmember Higgins, known for his often eccentric proposals, defended the ordinance during the heated council meeting. "In these trying times, we need to foster a more positive and lighthearted atmosphere in our community," Higgins declared, adjusting his spectacles. "A little laughter, even if it’s just a chuckle, can go a long way in improving public morale and overall well-being. This is about cultivating joy, pure and simple."